Killin it. 
#Maleficent #JackSkellington #Sally #Disneyland  (at Disneyland)

Killin it.
#Maleficent #JackSkellington #Sally #Disneyland (at Disneyland)

Sunset on Laguna Beach for Isaac’s birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐ŸŽ ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒž
#latergram #lagunabeach #sunset #nofilter  (at Main Beach - Laguna Beach, CA)

Sunset on Laguna Beach for Isaac’s birthday ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐ŸŽ ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒ…๐ŸŒž
#latergram #lagunabeach #sunset #nofilter (at Main Beach - Laguna Beach, CA)

Anonymous said: You're overvaulting yourself. Daria? Lisa? Wednesday? You wouldn't be here fucking hippie you smell bad

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

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sorry there was no answer

humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

humansofnewyork:

"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."

girlwitch003-deactivated2014072 said: your honestly just an ugly nigger

duragdaddy:

langsettte:

omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* theyโ€™re clicking on anon, arenโ€™t. and well well well look what we have here

me:image

you:

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what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?

and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans whoโ€™s presence we are literally unaware of

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I mean I could go on but Iโ€™m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch

zai.na.omg.

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Spent the day at Glen Ivy Spa.  
It was gorgeous and amazing. 
#california #glenivy #spa #spalife #skinlikeababy

Spent the day at Glen Ivy Spa.
It was gorgeous and amazing.
#california #glenivy #spa #spalife #skinlikeababy

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN โ€œ8/7cโ€ WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for โ€œCawโ€, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.ย 

(Source: sandandglass)

ohyousillypotato:

my hobbies include:

  • watching the same show 4 times
  • standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
  • laughing at my own jokes
  • laying on the floor

(Source: mechapuppy)

collections that are raw as fuckย โž gardem s/s 2014

I can tell I’m tired

because right now everything on tumblr is hilarious

saddeer:

zkac:

whatโ€™s Whitney Houstonโ€™s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate uย 

hands down, still the best pick-up line iโ€™ve heard in my life.

(Source: ohyeahfriendsyeah)

germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanationย